The Werewolf Tavern

Welcome to The Werewolf Tavern, playing Shady Pines Radio all day long. Grab a drink and join in the chat.

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On Stage Tonight

Insult Generator

🍺 FREE DRINK AT THE BAR! 🍺

The Invisible Claw

Spin with Space. Hold up to two reels (keys 1 2 3).
Coin
50
Stake
1
Best Haul
0
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Pick a stake, then pull fate’s lever.
Stake
Monster Payouts
Hunt monster combos to win coin.
Hold & Ale Tax
Hold up to 2 reels per spin.
Each held reel costs 1 extra coin (β€œale for the house”).
A good pair held can summon the third… or mock you loudly.
Rare Omen
1 in 100 spins may reveal a 🍺.
When it appears: Free drink at the bar!
(A blessing β€” not a payout.)
House Rule
Any πŸ§› jackpot requires a dramatic prophecy reading.
Failure to perform invites mild haunting.
Tip: Hold a pair, then glare at the third reel like it owes you money.
Feck Arse! Girls! Drink! That would be an ecumenical matter Gobshite! Don't tell me I'm still on that Fecking Island! β›” Nuns! Nuns! Reverse!

Click to copy some of Father Jack Hackett's most beloved quotes.

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SPR Friday Lineup

6am-9am: Non-Compliant
w/ DJ Rahe

Two perfect, side-by-side 90-minute mixtapes to help you slide right into your Friday morning.

9am-10am: Waking Up With Ray
w/ Ray

Where music meets storytelling and Oregon’s political pulse.

10am-12pm: Chaotic Good Jazz
w/ Alex Lester

A weekly dive into wild, weird, and deeply groovy corners of modern jazz.

12pm-1pm: Listen to the Band
w/ DJ Anastasia

An eclectic mix of music nerdom with a whisp of weirdness, a dash of darkness, and a fair amount of fun.

1pm-2pm: E-motion
w/ DJ Dandelion

Energy in motion. Playing music from around the world that makes you want to MOVE!

2pm-3pm: Hybrid Moments
w/ Oscurita

Journeys through new wave, post-punk, dance-punk, and dirty disco.

3pm-5pm: Playing By Ear
w/ Aron Schur

A sonic shindig of eclectic and classic selections, genres, eras and artists.

5pm-6pm: Euphonia
w/ Tius

A sonic excursion through a mix of anything from surf and indie tracks to electro-pop, heavy metal, and everything in between.

6pm-7am: Hesh Air
w/ Mr. Tomorrow

Everything from thrash to hip hop to psyche to bleep bloops to swamp womp banjo thwackin.

7pm-8pm: Friends of Slop
w/ DJ Larraby

A mix of the hits, the misses, the Top 40 to the top-of-no-one's list, ear worms, and deep cuts.

8pm-10pm: Outside the Fishbowl
w/ Zat in the Chat

A live all requests show with a weekly theme.. hop in the chatroom and drop your requests!

10pm-12am: The Werewolf of Shady Pines
w/ Werewolf

Turbo punk and metal, weaving dark humor, urban legends, and cautionary fables into an thumping hard rock set.

Loot Box

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Shady Pines Tavern Slots

Spin with Space. You may Hold up to two reels per spin.
Credits
50
Bet
1
Best Win
0
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Pick a bet, then spin.
Bet
3 of a kind pays: πŸ§› Γ—20, πŸ‘» Γ—12, 😈 Γ—10, πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ Γ—10, πŸ‘½ Γ—8, πŸ€– Γ—8, πŸ’° Γ—6, πŸ€ Γ—6, πŸ¦‡ Γ—5
Hold rule: you can hold 0–2 reels. Holding costs 1 extra credit per held reel.
Any 2 of a kind pays: Γ—2
3 different pays: 0
Rare event: 1/100 chance a 🍺 appears (bonus banner).
Tavern tip: Hold a pair and pray for the third… or blame the house wizard.

Loot Box

Monster Hunter!

Combine matching icons to DESTROY them. Arrow keys or swipe.

Each Icon is tied to an outcome in next weeks episode. Post your high score in the chat!
πŸͺ™ Earned
0
Best Score
0
Best Icon
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Game Over

No more moves. Try again?

Tip: press U to undo, R to restart.

Bar

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Kitchen

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Armory

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Register

πŸ’° = 50 πŸͺ™

πŸ’Ž = 500 πŸͺ™

πŸͺ™ β‚‚πŸͺ™ β‚…πŸͺ™
πŸ’° β‚‚πŸ’° β‚…πŸ’°
πŸ’Ž β‚‚πŸ’Ž β‚…πŸ’Ž

Tonight's Playlist

Armory

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Register

πŸ’° = 50 πŸͺ™

πŸ’Ž = 500 πŸͺ™

πŸͺ™ β‚‚πŸͺ™ β‚…πŸͺ™
πŸ’° β‚‚πŸ’° β‚…πŸ’°
πŸ’Ž β‚‚πŸ’Ž β‚…πŸ’Ž

Social

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Broom Cupboard

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